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Welcome to the blog of some random guy! We stock a variety of thoughts, writings, rants and musings, as well as a wide collection of photos and links to things that our resident random guy finds amazing. I'm Evan. 20 and still alive. I like boring things and read too much.
It’s starting to affect the way I view day to day interactions with everyone. Stories keep playing out in my head where we always fall in love- some poor innocent bystander and myself.
I need to stop. It’s getting really bad.
Hooray for science fiction.
| Me: | Oh hi biochemistry reports that were due two days ago. |
| Biochemistry reports that were due two days ago: | ...hi. |
| Me: | Look, I'm sorry. I haven't forgotten about you, I swear. I just... Can't stand your presence. It's not you, it's me. I know we've got a lot of problems to sort out together, but we can do this. All we need to do is sit down together. |
| Biochemistry reports that were due two days ago: | It's like you don't care about my feelings at all. |
| Me: | I'm sorry, but I can't do this. Can we just get this finished? |
| Biochemistry reports that were due two days ago: | Go die you piece of shit. |
| Me: | This is why we can't be in the same room together. |
i visited the friend zone to see if i could make some friends but it was just a bunch of angry men’s rights activists in fedoras???
(via instagrim)
![thedailywhat:
Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Twelve-year-old Damon Boyer-Marwood was walking home from school Thursday when he heard an animal cry, so he followed the sound. When he came upon a group of kids holding down a small female dog and taking turns kicking it and beating it with a cricket bat, Damon told the boys to take a hike.
“They stood there for a bit, then they ran inside,” he said.
A microchip scan by the New Zealand SPCA enabled the battered dog to be reunited with owner Sosefina Leota, who insisted on meeting Damon. “I want to thank him from my heart,” she said. “I want to know his face.”
No doubt Damon saved the dog’s life. Said his grandmother: “It makes you wonder what would have happened if he didn’t step in.”
SPCA inspector Kaycee Polkinghorne said an investigation is under way. “Because of the ages, there’s not a lot we can do prosecution-wise, but it does reinforce the importance of having education in schools about things like this,” she said. “You just have to to wonder what’s going on to make them think this is acceptable behavior.”
[lifewithdogs]
Hardly heartwarming though. Sick kids. Depressing that it happens so often. And that it’s newsworthy whenever it does happen. “Hey everyone! These unruly youths mercilessly beat/mutilated/killed another animal for no reason at all! How’s your hope for humanity now?”.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4llz2jpDW1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg)
Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Twelve-year-old Damon Boyer-Marwood was walking home from school Thursday when he heard an animal cry, so he followed the sound. When he came upon a group of kids holding down a small female dog and taking turns kicking it and beating it with a cricket bat, Damon told the boys to take a hike.
“They stood there for a bit, then they ran inside,” he said.
A microchip scan by the New Zealand SPCA enabled the battered dog to be reunited with owner Sosefina Leota, who insisted on meeting Damon. “I want to thank him from my heart,” she said. “I want to know his face.”
No doubt Damon saved the dog’s life. Said his grandmother: “It makes you wonder what would have happened if he didn’t step in.”
SPCA inspector Kaycee Polkinghorne said an investigation is under way. “Because of the ages, there’s not a lot we can do prosecution-wise, but it does reinforce the importance of having education in schools about things like this,” she said. “You just have to to wonder what’s going on to make them think this is acceptable behavior.”
Hardly heartwarming though. Sick kids. Depressing that it happens so often. And that it’s newsworthy whenever it does happen. “Hey everyone! These unruly youths mercilessly beat/mutilated/killed another animal for no reason at all! How’s your hope for humanity now?”.
(Source: pusheen, via tastefullyoffensive)
"It is proposed that happiness be classified as a psychiatric disorder and be included in future editions of the major diagnostic manuals under the new name: major affective disorder, pleasant type. In a review of the relevant literature it is shown that happiness is statistically abnormal, consists of a discrete cluster of symptoms, is associated with a range of cognitive abnormalities, and probably reflects the abnormal functioning of the central nervous system. One possible objection to this proposal remains—that happiness is not negatively valued. However, this objection is dismissed as scientifically irrelevant."
Bentall (1992): J Med Ethics. 1992 Jun;18(2):94-8.
This guy is such a badass.
(Source: mindovermatterzine, via mindovermatterzine)
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I want a cave.
